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shallow brother
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| Karima Kunoichi wrote: |  I love christmas, last year the decorations went up about the 20th November they get earlier every year....I know that's sad, this year I am waiting until 1st December...the trouble is as I'm now a lady of leisure I have no work parties to go to....and for some reason Daniel doesnt invite me to his...no partners allowed...  |
What is the world coming to  I don't even get invited to my works party and I do the invitations  We will have to combine our beauty and intellect and sort out our own parties full of people who want to see us if only for the sake of their shallow amusement 
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ryan
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i see that plans for said party are coming thick and fast  |
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Karima Kunoichi
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:59 am Post subject: |
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 Budo Warrior Christmas Bash Here We Come !!! 
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shallow brother
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:02 am Post subject: |
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 I will have to see if I get my invite
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ryan
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:33 am Post subject: |
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im sure no one will object to you crashing the party if you don't, just remember to bring bottle 
*waits for inevitable whiskey joke* |
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shallow brother
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:46 am Post subject: |
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| ryan wrote: |
*waits for inevitable whiskey joke* |
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ryan
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saru1968
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| ryan wrote: | im sure no one will object to you crashing the party if you don't, just remember to bring bottle
*waits for inevitable whiskey joke* |
But the real question being do you drink whiskey or whisky?
Me, I don't care what the spelling as long as it does its job.
Although Burbon is my favourite, JD's or Woodhouse.
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ryan
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:08 am Post subject: |
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i don't really drink either since the events that inspired the hitherto referenced story  |
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Karima Kunoichi
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:13 am Post subject: |
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Now you have to tell the story ..... 
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shallow brother
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:11 am Post subject: |
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| Karima Kunoichi wrote: | | Now you have to tell the story ..... |
Well, it all happened long, long ago in a land far, far away called Aberdeen. Ryan was on his best behaviour, Ryan was travelling by car a long distance for the first time as a passenger of Michelle and I, he was still a green belt and a green horn.
The seminar was organised by the local Scottish giant called Jock, he was known as 'Jock of a thousand words' sadly all of them unintelligible. Anyhow that is all a never mind because the whiskey story started when the seminar finished.
Ryan was staying as a guest in the giants granite cave and it was there that we all met up to move onward to the Chinese restaurant but not before a few beers were quaffed mainly by young Ryan. The Chinese ambience and food were a delight as was Ryan's dexterity and downing several more beers. Back at the cave Ryan, generous to fault presented Michelle and I with two bottles of wine, one red and the other white. I immediately hid them, call it sixth sense or what ever but hid they were with instant effect. Jock the giant was presented with the now famous bottle of whiskey.
Not completely satisfied with his current level of generosity young Ryan decided to play host and the whiskey was duly opened and Christened by himself. The rest of us decided that a modicum of beer would do adequately to round of a pleasant weekend. Ryan also agreed to the principle of three or four beers but only on his personal understanding that he could drink the entire contents of the giants treasured gift.
The result was inevitable, all the whiskey was drunk by one mouth and the gift was no more than a drained and empty carcass, which was just what Ryan looked like the following morning after old Mr Vomit came a calling. 
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Karima Kunoichi
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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eeerrgh ....Whiskey Vomit...that has to be the worst 
Well everyone know's what to get Ryan for christmas then.
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ryan
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| The beer element was slightly overplayed, i had two bottles in the chinese and at most another 2 at Jocks. I still maintain that i only drank 3/4 of the bottle (of which Jock had asked me to take charge of the pouring, to his eternal regret) but i will conceed that the effects of double (double) vision may account for the discrepency in accounts. |
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | i will conceed that the effects of double (double) vision may account for the discrepency in accounts. |
You are on the money there my young friend 
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