Bowman
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New membersAnd more members hello to you all 
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Karima Kunoichi
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Hello to you too...see this forum is much more fun when the ladies join 
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saru1968
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shallow brother
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I am all for ladies joining in 
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admin
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Most things are more fun when ladies join in... 
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shallow brother
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Especially when I am covered in chocolate
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ryan
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i think you'll find these image conscious members of the species prefer a low calorie yoghurt or similar, they'll only moan in the long run otherwise. 
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Karima Kunoichi
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Oh Dear....what have we started Bowman 
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | i think you'll find these image conscious members of the species prefer a low calorie yoghurt or similar, they'll only moan in the long run otherwise. |
Ok, how about a fruit smoothie... that will get them going. Michelle likes a good strong hot capacino but I am not going that far
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Karima Kunoichi
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That's funny I actually bought a Smoothie Maker the other day and have started buying all kinds of exoctic fruit .....ask Dan, he has to drink it.......yes I think the Fruit Smoothie may draw the ladies in. 
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Sapphire
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definatly - far less fattening than chocolate!
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ryan
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| shallow brother wrote: | | Michelle likes a good strong hot capacino but I am not going that far |
you could meet her half way, put instant coffee granules in with smoothie blender
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | shallow brother wrote: | | Michelle likes a good strong hot capacino but I am not going that far |
you could meet her half way, put instant coffee granules in with smoothie blender |
I cannot see that working but I could always go down the trusted road of Diet Pepsi or even at a push Dr. Pepper
Look! a pink swimming lollipop:sign12:
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Bowman
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smoothie makerWill the smoothie maker get more use than the bread maker???
sorry mandy couldnt resist and yes it is better when the ladies joins in have to mention it to claire........ Opps im digging a big hole... dont tell her that to .........
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saru1968
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Re: smoothie maker | Bowman wrote: |
yes it is better when the ladies joins in...
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Karima Kunoichi
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Well we cant all be naturally gifted domestic gods / godesses....at least I'm trying.
The breadmaker is on its way to the skip this weekend....anyone want one...never used and free to a good home....Bowman, would you like another one then you can start selling your bread on the street
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shallow brother
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Our rice maker died  I think it was natural courses 
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ryan
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i don't know shihan, i think you should question michelle about it's demise and then make as though you are going to leave before rounding on her with "oh, just one last question"...works every time 
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | i don't know shihan, i think you should question michelle about it's demise and then make as though you are going to leave before rounding on her with "oh, just one last question"...works every time |
Ah! yes, the old Columbo trick or the 'door knob close' to all the insurance sales men and women 
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ryan
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i hope that is not a reference to an embarrassing accident
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | i hope that is not a reference to an embarrassing accident |
No! that was the 'Churchill' close 
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ryan
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what, you use a standard sign language to tell them to push off?
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | what, you use a standard sign language to tell them to push off? |
Slightly more subtle than that 
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admin
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Now, Now..
Please tone down the language, please remember we have younger viewers and we dont have the benefits of a watershed on the WWW 
Big Brother is always watching over you!! 
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ryan
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i used an asterix, what more do you want?
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admin
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How about not using the word at all.
kids arent stupid and its not a good impression for the club.
Im sure you can appreciate that.
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shallow brother
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My kids are beautiful and clever they take after their Dad 
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Karima Kunoichi
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 54 Days, 19 Hours, 40 Minutes to go .....just thought I would depress everybody.....
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shallow brother
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I used to dislike Christmas but I am looking forward to it. I find it a little better as the children get a little older. They now buy me beer and wine and whiskey instead of things made of paper 
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Karima Kunoichi
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 I love christmas, last year the decorations went up about the 20th November they get earlier every year....I know that's sad, this year I am waiting until 1st December...the trouble is as I'm now a lady of leisure I have no work parties to go to....and for some reason Daniel doesnt invite me to his...no partners allowed... 
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shallow brother
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| Karima Kunoichi wrote: | | I love christmas, last year the decorations went up about the 20th November they get earlier every year....I know that's sad, this year I am waiting until 1st December...the trouble is as I'm now a lady of leisure I have no work parties to go to....and for some reason Daniel doesnt invite me to his...no partners allowed... |
What is the world coming to I don't even get invited to my works party and I do the invitations  We will have to combine our beauty and intellect and sort out our own parties full of people who want to see us if only for the sake of their shallow amusement 
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ryan
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i see that plans for said party are coming thick and fast
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Karima Kunoichi
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 Budo Warrior Christmas Bash Here We Come !!! 
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shallow brother
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 I will have to see if I get my invite
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ryan
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im sure no one will object to you crashing the party if you don't, just remember to bring bottle
*waits for inevitable whiskey joke*
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: |
*waits for inevitable whiskey joke* |
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ryan
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 me too
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saru1968
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| ryan wrote: | im sure no one will object to you crashing the party if you don't, just remember to bring bottle
*waits for inevitable whiskey joke* |
But the real question being do you drink whiskey or whisky?
Me, I don't care what the spelling as long as it does its job.
Although Burbon is my favourite, JD's or Woodhouse.
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ryan
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i don't really drink either since the events that inspired the hitherto referenced story
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Karima Kunoichi
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Now you have to tell the story ..... 
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shallow brother
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| Karima Kunoichi wrote: | | Now you have to tell the story ..... |
Well, it all happened long, long ago in a land far, far away called Aberdeen. Ryan was on his best behaviour, Ryan was travelling by car a long distance for the first time as a passenger of Michelle and I, he was still a green belt and a green horn.
The seminar was organised by the local Scottish giant called Jock, he was known as 'Jock of a thousand words' sadly all of them unintelligible. Anyhow that is all a never mind because the whiskey story started when the seminar finished.
Ryan was staying as a guest in the giants granite cave and it was there that we all met up to move onward to the Chinese restaurant but not before a few beers were quaffed mainly by young Ryan. The Chinese ambience and food were a delight as was Ryan's dexterity and downing several more beers. Back at the cave Ryan, generous to fault presented Michelle and I with two bottles of wine, one red and the other white. I immediately hid them, call it sixth sense or what ever but hid they were with instant effect. Jock the giant was presented with the now famous bottle of whiskey.
Not completely satisfied with his current level of generosity young Ryan decided to play host and the whiskey was duly opened and Christened by himself. The rest of us decided that a modicum of beer would do adequately to round of a pleasant weekend. Ryan also agreed to the principle of three or four beers but only on his personal understanding that he could drink the entire contents of the giants treasured gift.
The result was inevitable, all the whiskey was drunk by one mouth and the gift was no more than a drained and empty carcass, which was just what Ryan looked like the following morning after old Mr Vomit came a calling. 
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Karima Kunoichi
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eeerrgh ....Whiskey Vomit...that has to be the worst 
Well everyone know's what to get Ryan for christmas then.
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ryan
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The beer element was slightly overplayed, i had two bottles in the chinese and at most another 2 at Jocks. I still maintain that i only drank 3/4 of the bottle (of which Jock had asked me to take charge of the pouring, to his eternal regret) but i will conceed that the effects of double (double) vision may account for the discrepency in accounts.
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shallow brother
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| ryan wrote: | | i will conceed that the effects of double (double) vision may account for the discrepency in accounts. |
You are on the money there my young friend
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ryan
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