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| shallow brother |
Claptrap I thought that we should open a thread just for the type of nonsense and rubbish that I and Ryan specialise in so that we do not block the more intellectually challenging dialogue 
Anyone is welcome to take the **** out of Ryan, he needs it for his character building evening classes in Merthyr  His councillor tells him that everyone must recognise that he is 'special' 
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| ryan |
i thought we'd agreed that it was unique! 
intellectually challenging dialogue 
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| shallow brother |
'Special' 'unique' it is all the same. | ||
| ryan |
well to quote ancient ninja lore, better unique than antique shidoshi 
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| shallow brother |
If I am an antique then I am reupholstered. I had my haircut yesterday and I now look like a young Rocky Marciano
When you finally get to Tokyo Towers in Newnham Michelle and I may well be in The Ship getting into some fine old single malt.
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| ryan |
no problem, i shall find you. | ||
| shallow brother |
It will be easy. I will be the rugged good looking mature chap drinking expensive whiskey
Getting the suitcases from the loft in a moment. Did you get any little gifts yet?
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| ryan |
bits and pieces, im not sure if they'll have much use for a welsh dragon fridge magnet but time shall tell 
i have also found a little welsh specialist shop in bridgend that im gonna have a look it lunch time, they had all the flags, post cards, picture books etc so i should find a few more niceties. |
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| shallow brother |
Only 3 days to go It has come aroung really quick. I think that karate chap was very impressed with the cardiff class.
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| ryan |
yes japan always seemed so far away, even right up until last week and now its here 
yes he did, its not the first time he has turned up but he works around the country and is only in cardiff every couple of months. i think he would have joined long ago otherwise
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| shallow brother |
... do you think we are the only two in here Could be that the others are scared off by our wit and charm
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| admin |
There are other people in here
I think they may just be trying to figure out what language your speaking
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| admin |
Have a good one in Japan by the way guys and steer clear of the karaoke bars 
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| shallow brother |
That will be easy with my voice but Ryan is abit of a Welsh diva from what we understand.
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| ryan |
you know that all welsh people can sing
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| shallow brother |
Dylan Thomas's greatest hits I don't think so, Neil Kinnock sings the Pogues! 
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| Sapphire |
I read somewhere that Welsh people have poetry in their soul.
Don't know the nationality of the writer, any guesses....? |
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| shallow brother |
I am from Western Samoa and we have haka in our soul 
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| Sapphire |
I can see how that might come in more useful than the poetry.... | ||
| shallow brother |
Poetry can be very useful particularly if it comes in a well aimed big hefty book 
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| Sapphire |
I'm a fan of the dictionary defence. Useful for crosswords, and anyone that won't leave you alone to think about it! | ||
| shallow brother |
Also useful to stand on for short people, Michelle takes her complete Oxford to Tesco for those hard to get at items 
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| ryan |
anything above the second shelf.... 
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| shallow brother |
anything above the second shelf she still needs assistance 
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| Sapphire |
What are the staff in there for except to fetch things for you? | ||
| shallow brother |
Like a private shopper 
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| Sapphire |
Just not quite as well dressed...... | ||
| ryan |
and more likely to play football with your groceries
i remember when i worked in maccy d's we once fried this burger until it was black (even more so than the one's they normally serve) and then we played hockey with it in the store. It passed the time
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| admin |
Let me guess that same burger made its way into a roll and was served to someone??
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| ryan |
nah, it was mcdonalds, not burger king! | ||
| shallow brother |
Just to change the subject ever so slightly it appears Michelle took a call from Trinny & Suzanna the other day http://www.budowarrior.co.uk/newsletter/Story6.htm It looks a dim posibility but a posibility non the less that the two posh birds might want to give me a good going over along with Michelle (chocolate is an optional extra) If so how do you think we should be dressed. I think the big black gangster rapper for Michelle but I see myself more in the Lord D'arcy mode. What do you think 
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| admin |
the smoking jacket look with leather slippers?? 
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| shallow brother |
Yes, smart but casual
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| Karima Kunoichi |
oh my god...thats great .....are you messing around?
Is it the one where you both get behind the screen naked with the handcam....they are very good at making people look taller....does this mean they will live a day in your life so they'll be taking a class....you'll probably have the biggest turnout ever...you'll have to do a trinny and tranny seminar. |
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| shallow brother |
It is true that we got a call and I like the way you are thinking, they said that they are possibly lining us up for a new show so who knows. I could make them honorary Ninja! with Shihan power 
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| Sapphire |
Send them along to look after us all at one of the seminars!
Do you mean to say, Shallow Brother, that you don't have a significant collection of rugby shirts in your wardrobe? |
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| shallow brother |
Actually I do have a quantity of playing quality Gloucester Rugby shirts but obviously they are for 'best' and special occasions like family weddings so they don't come into the equasion. Also I have it on good authority that both Trinny & Suzanna are avid shedheads too. 
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| shallow brother |
www.noradsanta.org 
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